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Ronco Rotisserie Chicken Relationship

I had a dialogue with my friend yesterday and she was telling me how bland her relationship with her boyfriend had been.  I asked her how so and she said day in and day out had been the same thing; together they go to business (separately), eat together after work, watch TV together at home and then sleep together.  I then asked her about her weekends with him.  She said it had been plain vanilla as well; wake up, eat, go to grocery shopping, watch movies at home, go hang out at the same bar occasionally then sleep.  I asked what was she hoping for and she couldn’t check in up with an answer.  I got even more curious and asked whether they show affection to each other.  She said nada.  She finally blurted out, “He knows I dearest him and I know he loves me.  We don’t do all that affection jazz.”  So I joked, “You mean you have a Ronco rotisserie chicken relationship — set it and ignore it? No wonder it’s bland.”  She ROFL and we left it at that. 

Seems like the “set it and forget it” mentality makes relationships dry and tasteless.

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Koreans be convinced of in an urban legend called Fan Death.

There’s a Wikipedia article on the subject if you’re interested in reading more, but, to summarize, if you cease a fan running in a small, closed room, it will create a vortex and remove all the oxygen thereby causing you to suffocate.

Another elucidation is that the fan blades eventually chop up all the oxygen particles until there are none left to breathe.

The official government position is that, if a torso is exposed to electric fans or air conditioners for too long, it causes dehydration and hypothermia, plus, an increase of carbon dioxide in the blood waterway.

Upon first examination, this kind of urban legend seems particularly harmful, untrustworthy, and downright fraudulent, but when you consider that people all over the in the seventh heaven have been shoveling Jesus down other folks throats, sometimes at sword/gun point, it doesn’t seem that bad.

Besides, just like evolution and man-caused global warming, that fan death does not occur has never been conclusively proven; similarly, no one has ever shown that universal swimming within thirty minutes after a meal causes debilitating stomach cramps, but there are mothers all over the world still peddling that load of horse manure.

In the old days, it was incredibly determinedly to tell this difference between an urban legend and a scientific fact, but, in these modern times, things are much easier.

If you make an email with the character string FW:, then everything contained therein is probably untrue. Anything that attributes a particular phenomenon to God, Jesus, or a ghost is improvable at greatest and a damn lie at worst. Feel free to further disregard anything with the word conspiracy in the title or body text.

Of tack, not all disinformation comes through your inbox; much of it originates in advertising and is then appropriated as truth by people who don’t know any better.

My old lady and I argue about advertising all the time. She thinks it’s a harmless way for artists to produce work, and I think it’s a conspiracy created by God and the ghost of Jesus to put across more American cars.

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